Different Opinion.

There was a priest amongst the many people seated around the table at a restaurant. At one stage, one of the party, trying to be funny, turned to his partner at the table and said, so everyone could hear: “If I had an idiot for a son, I’d see to it that he became a priest.” To which the priest replied with a mischievous smile: “From the look of things, your father didn’t share that opinion...”