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With his squad at attention, the drill sergeant began inspecting their rifles. Grabbing one soldier’s weapon, he peered down the barrel only to be stared back at by a spider.

“Two demerits,” yelled the sergeant.

“Why two?” asked the private.

“One for keeping an unclean weapon,” said the sergeant. “And one for keeping an unauthorized pet.”

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