With his squad at attention, the drill sergeant began inspecting their rifles. Grabbing one soldier’s weapon, he peered down the barrel only to be stared back at by a spider.
“Two demerits,” yelled the sergeant.
“Why two?” asked the private.
“One for keeping an unclean weapon,” said the sergeant. “And one for keeping an unauthorized pet.”
“Two demerits,” yelled the sergeant.
“Why two?” asked the private.
“One for keeping an unclean weapon,” said the sergeant. “And one for keeping an unauthorized pet.”
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